Dudes and Dudettes

If you can't tell from the title, this is Stan. I'm supposed to post a blog deal here. So I've noticed something odd the past few months. In the bathroom, on the paper towel dispenser, there is an 'emergency feed' nob. Going along with the idea of this 'emergency feed,' the first thing that should happen whenever something goes horribly wrong is that we go turn the nob! Car wreck? TURN THE NOB!! Earthquake? No problem, TURN THE NOB!! It's the solution to all our problems! Now if only the guys in charge of the economy would just wash their hands after using the bathroom . . .